{"product_id":"planate-of-funk-f1","title":"Planate of Funk f1","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e🪐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"127\"\u003ePlanet of Funk\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"146\"\u003eLineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e GMO × Ninety9 Moons\u003cbr data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"169\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"178\"\u003eType: \u003c\/strong\u003e12 Regular seeds \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eA gravitational pull toward pure funk, Planet of Funk merges the unmistakable depth of GMO with the resin-drenched backbone of Ninety9 Moons. This is not a subtle cross — it’s loud in aroma, bold in structure, and unapologetically greasy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"861\"\u003eThere was vigorous growth, sturdy branching, and heavy trichome coverage that leans toward greasy, sandy resin heads. Under cooler nights, phenotypes revealed deep purples, maroons, and darkened sugar leaves wrapped in frost. The terpene profile lives in the savory spectrum — garlic, fermented fuel, earthy musk, and that unmistakable “open-the-jar-and-it-fills-the-room” presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003eThis isn’t candy gas. It’s heritage funk layered with preservation intent — a meeting of two resin-forward lines built for growers who value loud aromatics, structural integrity, and head-stash quality over trends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003eReleased through Green Mountain Preservations as part of the ongoing mission to safeguard powerful, meaningful genetics and pass them forward intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1273\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🌱 Heavy resin. Deep funk. Built to linger.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Green Mountain Preservations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51814042960184,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0401\/9256\/files\/polinizacion-principal_blog_full_1_b187e1c4-d4f9-49c1-9ed0-b43061b7b01c.jpg?v=1736048025","url":"https:\/\/www.buygmp.com\/products\/planate-of-funk-f1","provider":"Green Mountain Preservations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}